A play for two, in one paragraph

What are you waiting for? You dickhead. Eh? you should’ve said. I was waiting I needn’t have said anything. Well we’re ready now, where’s this party at then? I thought you knew? It’s at Lisa’s place isn’t it.  Yeah I think so. Shall we get some cans? Good shout. Okay. Costcutter? I reckon let’s go to the one by the postbox. Alright. Huh look at that? What? It’s a dead cat.  That’s sick.  Yeah great.  A dead cat, comeon wasteman. What shut up.  Ha ha. Hey what beer shall we get?  I reckon one of those ones I can’t say the name of.  Which one’s?  I don’t remember I’ll show you when we get there. Hey did you see that thing yesterday on telly?  About the farmers?  No what farmers?  Nothing don’t worry.